This weekend sees two of the biggest and most popular events on the British calendar take place.
Broadcast around the world, both Wimbledon and Glastonbury attract spectators in their masses.
Last year we had the Olympics kind of stealing our attention a bit, and with that global phenomenon we were disappointingly provided with just one truly dapper specimen to admire. The proud sporting achievements and overall cultural success were fantastic of course, don’t get us wrong..
Our attention is now firmly fixed on the events of this weekend though, and those spectating both in attendance and at home can expect to witness some fine exhibitions of dapperness provided by both.
In honour of this, we’ve drafted up a comparative bill that pits key tennis stars against some of the best musical talent on offer. We’re looking forward to seeing who actually pulls out all the well-groomed stops over the next few days, and also hoping for a few surprises along the way.
Mick Jagger vs Roger Federer
These two men epitomise class and style. Both gents are completely natural and visually compelling in their respective professions, however the winner has to be Mr Jagger for still being able to do his thing. Also the fact that we won’t actually be seeing much of Roger over the weekend kind of sways it..
Alex Turner vs Rafael Nadal
As a prime example of a contemporary frontman with traditional ethics, Alex Turner’s approach to style over the years has gone from strength to strength. As an athlete, Nadal has shown that there’s always opportunity for style, despite the constant physical demand. His shock early exit again means that we’ll be seeing little of his flair over the weekend, and with many twentysomethings ready to see the Arctic Monkeys compete with one of the biggest bands in the world for the Pyramid highlight reel, Mr Turner is set to be looking his most dapper yet.
Marcus Mumford vs Andy Murray
Two of our countries biggest exports, the pressure will be on both to impress this weekend. We’d love to see Andy sporting a fully grown beard to compliment the rugged locks on his head – perhaps a challenge he could have set himself in promise of a luxury wet shave once the Wimbledon title becomes his this year.. As for Marcus, there’s a lot to be said for the rough stubble on show here. For what will be their biggest performance yet and in the name of closing the festival on Sunday, we have much higher expectations.
Nick Cave vs Novak Djokovic
Novak’s seemingly static natural block of hair does little to inspire. Whilst we’re missing the ‘tache, Nick still strongly sports the trademark hair style that has become iconic in its own right.
Michael Eavis vs Boris Becker
Beards will always win prizes. Everybody knows this. Boris’ hair has also certainly seen smoother, sharper days.
It’s safe to say that the musical output of Glastonbury (as expected, let’s face it..) very much leads the way in terms of dapperness and well-groomed appearances over the coming weekend.
With the blocks of physical requirement rather less intense than those wearing white, we can’t accuse the sportsmen for their lack of effort, but rather their lack of opportunity to avoid the priority in practicality.
On a side note, come on Andy(!) and here’s to a hugely entertaining weekend of music and sport.